Second Date

   "Alright, I tried, but this isn't going to work," she said.
   He put his fork down.
   "What?"
   "Look, you're a nice guy and all....but the sex just wasn't good."
   "Excuse me?"
   "The other night.  It was awful."
   "C'mon, it was the first go, and I was nervous.  You could at least gimme another chance."
   She pursed her lips for a moment.
   "Ever try octopus?"
   "Yeah....once."
   "Did you try it a second time?"
   "God no, it was disgusting."
   "Exactly."