Friday, June 20, 2014

Emergency

  "Oh my God, Bill, he's not moving."
  "I know, honey."
  "Seriously Bill, he's not breathing."
  "I'm aware, honey."
  "Oh no!  I can't find a pulse!  Call 911 Bill."
  "I'm not going to do that."
  "Why not!?  You monster!"
  "He's a wax figure, darling."
Good hell, Maureen was stupid.

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