"I have an original Picasso sitting in my garage."
This would happen from time to time. Arnie would just spout lie after lie for seemingly no reason. Sometimes it was an amusing spectacle, but right now it was just annoying.
"Also, I ran the 100 meter dash over the weekend in just under nine seconds."
"No you didn't, Arnie. You weigh 280 pounds."
"One time, I ate Bill Clinton."
"What?! He just gave a speech at a university in Maryland, literally today. I'm seriously starting to question your sanity."
"....He was delicious."
This would happen from time to time. Arnie would just spout lie after lie for seemingly no reason. Sometimes it was an amusing spectacle, but right now it was just annoying.
"Also, I ran the 100 meter dash over the weekend in just under nine seconds."
"No you didn't, Arnie. You weigh 280 pounds."
"One time, I ate Bill Clinton."
"What?! He just gave a speech at a university in Maryland, literally today. I'm seriously starting to question your sanity."
"....He was delicious."
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