No Drama

   "Whoa whoa whoa.  This coffee is cold."
   "Yeah...it's an iced coffee."
   "No, no, what I ordered was an iced coffee."
   The barista was puzzled.
   "Yes sir.  That is an iced coffee...."
   The customer looked as his drink and laughed.
   "Oh, yeah, I guess it is.  What do I owe you?"
   "Four seventy-six."
   The customer dropped a five dollar bill on the counter.
   "Keep the change," he said, with a wink.